The Nice Guys are currently shooting a trailer for a new TV show they've written.

It's called "Van Nguyen Party Liason".

Not really, it's called "Shoot Or My Mom Won't Stop".

...

But seriously, it's called "Plastic Bag: On Your Head Pt. 3"

No it's not. It's actually called, "From Chernobyl with Love".

Well actually that's dishonest. It's not called that at all.

The title of our TV show will be: "The Gunt for Red October".

Or, that was the old title.

The new title is "Give a Dog a Ken Done".

Or hang on. That's not right. The title of the Nice Guys TV show for 2008 is called:

"Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's A Necro-Paedophile"

Other titles we considered but rejected:

-"Paddy And The Wondersnake"

-"Patrick Felchkins: The
Untold Story (Except That We're Telling It Now)"

-"Don't Cry For Me, Ike and Tina"

-"Happy As Larynx"

-"Joseph and The Amazing Technicolour Yawn Coat"

-"Bullet City" (we are actually producing this, but as a movie, not a TV show. It will star Steven Segal as Kurt Russell in "Eddie Murphy: Delirious".

P.S. We're also still wrestling with Alan Jones to get our podcasts back. Once we do, they'll be up on YouTube INSTANTLY and of course on this site and we can all weep blood for joy.

P.S.S. The title of our TV show is actually secret. You're not allowed to know it yet. The only person who knows is Jeff Goldblum. Unfortunately, governments don't listen to him until it's too late.

P.S.S.S. Go to our MySpace while you wait: www.myspace.com/the_nice_guys